scotchduet:

There were three separate requests, I believe.  One for Cronus dominating the Listener; one for Cronus/Listener dirty talk; and one for Cronus/Listener daddy play.  I have combined them into one.  The ultimate morphing time.  (I hope that’s alright~! :’) This is a very NSFW recording, but I couldn’t find every sound effect I wanted to…

I wrote the script, and it can be found here: http://scotchduet.tumblr.com/post/53837819666/familial

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

imageoh…

nagisakaworu:

"what’s your favorite game?"

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mariajharper:

whatisthisromanceyouspeakof:

Non-Homestucks logging onto Tumblr like:

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I feel sorry for the poor unfortunate souls who have to wade through all this homestuck shit when they’re not even in the fandom.

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

nickgoeshere:

Here’s an example of sexism in the media. It’s very subtle, but it’s insidious, and it’s everywhere.

Men’s washroom and women’s washroom, each with an ad in the mirror. Both ads are for the same car. However, the text is slightly changed - in the men’s, it tells you that you look a million bucks but would look even better in that car. In the women’s, it gives you concern that you’re having a bad hair day but that’d be okay if you had that car.

The men’s ad assumes you’re confident and powerful and tries to optimize that image. The women’s ad undermines your opinion of yourself and tells you how to fix it.

Seriously. That shit is fucked.

mercurialmalcontent:

slipstreamborne:

Pubescent Mutant-blood Ninja Troll AU.

Instead of being stabbed with a culling fork four genetically deviant troll grubs were tossed down what was thought to be a particularly nasty bottomless pit in the furthest recesses of the brooding caverns, where they were found and raised by a rogue green-blooded turtlerat lusus with a fondness for martial arts.

Donnie’s a gross fish dude who’s way too comfortable having his software grubs crawl all over him, Leo communes with the Ancient Ones, Raph has emotion-fueled telekenetics, and Mikey has heard enough “pizza horns” jokes to last a lifetime.

!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ADORE YOU MORE THAN I HAVE WORDS FOR

No, like. When I was 10ish-16ish, TMNT was my thing. If I’d had access to a fandom about it back in the early 90s it would have been my thing like Homestuck is my thing now. 

The only way this could possibly be more up my alley is by being set in the pseduo-scifi/steampunk sort of universe you get in the Final Fantasy games.

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen